Maria’s Coquito
A creamy, coconut-kissed holiday cocktail that wraps you in warmth. Perfect for egg-nog lovers looking for something smoother and more festive. Get Maria’s recipe here.
It’s that time of year in New Orleans where no one is really working (except us, of course) but somehow everything feels in motion. City Hall is gearing up for a mayoral handoff, and Helena seems to be assembling a crack team of city officials, the kind of bench that could maybe get the population moving in the right direction again.
And while inboxes are getting slower and days blur into a sequence of poorly timed holiday parties, gift-giving season doesn’t wait. So whether you’re spoiling your boss, confusing your crush, or tossing a lifeline to the cheapskate in your life, we’ve got you
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A martini fountain + a Theo Vonn patreon subscription
A Costco jamón
Your MAHA Sister-in-Law
The $200 pill organizer from Goop
Your Cranky Mother-in-Law
A cooler filled with Crescent 9 and Louie Louie (disguised as Diet Coke)
Your Wife’s Personal Trainer
King Cake scented body oil, baby not included
The Girl You Have a Crush On
Nothing. Keep her on her toes.
Your Friend Who’s Highly Value-Oriented
Beer jacket
And for the Savvy Investors in Your Life
Our listings might just be the perfect fit.
A creamy, coconut-kissed holiday cocktail that wraps you in warmth. Perfect for egg-nog lovers looking for something smoother and more festive. Get Maria’s recipe here.
Santa’s favorite for a reason—these cream-cheese cookies stay moist, plush, and irresistible for days. Add your favorite mix-ins or festive sprinkles for a treat that’s
