August 2021

Everything's FUC#ED Fine

What's New In Real Estate & Life In New Orleans

We wish the Delta Surge was nothing more than a New Orleans bounce move…but apparently we just can’t shake these Ventilator Blues. We’re hoping this will be The Last Time, but You Can’t Always Get What You Want. Since our last newsletter, when we thought we had COVID Under My Thumb [sic], we’ve seen Delta in the Delta become Out Of Control; That COVID, She’s So Cold. To Paint It Black even further, we’ve also witnessed devastating news in the Middle East, several catastrophic natural disasters, the third cancellation of Jazzfest, and the passing of Stones drummer Charlie Watts. But don’t Start Me Up. You Gotta Move on. We clearly have…

The above is enough to make a grown man cry— but just when we thought the whole world was Shattered, the Who Dats have come to our Emotional Rescue.

Back to our Beast Of Burden, new listings include four restaurant properties and a Lower 9 former church for sale/lease. The graceless lady COVID hit the food & beverage industry like a Street Fighting Man, but new restaurants are continuing to open up (see below). Time Is On [Our] Side.

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4425, Clearview Parkway, Pontchartrain Shores, Metairie, Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, 70006, United States

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1943, Sophie Wright Place, Lower Garden District, Garden District, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70130, United States

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3000, Saint Claude Avenue, Bywater, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70117, United States

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1618, Oretha C Haley Boulevard, Central City Historic District, Garden District, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70113, United States

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What We're Eating & Drinking

Saba’s Saz-arak:

Boozy and bold, this slow sipper is an interesting take on the classic Sazerac. Layering spicy rye with the unmistakable licorice kick of Arak, this

El Pavo Real – Broadmoor

Slow roasted pork shoulder, scrambled eggs, crispy potatoes, chihuahua cheese and pinto beans wrapped in a huge flour tortilla smothered in salsa ranchera, crema, and

Office Updates

In times of despair, we seek comfort, so when Casey said “Let’s Spend the Night Together and bake some bread,” we just couldn’t resist. Brioche, cheesy jalapeño, close-to-mall-quality pretzels, and now the delicious cinnamon treat— babka. We haven’t quite reached Boulangerie status, but give us a few weeks to work out our yeast-to-baking soda ratio… and figure out the difference between baking soda and baking powder. We’ve ordered a real life rolling pin to replace the bottle of Casamigos we’ve been using in the meantime. Because, after all, what could go better with this sweet, rich, Brown Sugar-packed bread than a sinful, spicy margarita? In case you can’t Get Off Of My Cloud and the Stones are on your mind, we put together a special b+b newsletter playlist just for you.

#VaxDat so we can Who Dat.

Client Openings: Coming Soon
The change has come. The former Reginelli’s on Magazine Street is no longer sitting empty. Banh Mi Boys have arrived to satisfy your Vietnamese po’ boy cravings. This newest addition to Magazine street’s restaurant row serves up flavors that will dance in your mouth and live in your dreams. Pair it with a margarita and bone-apple-tea.