
Val’s Guacamole
The guac from Val’s that you know and love. Bring this well balanced guacamole to your 4th of July party
If you have a small fortune to give away, what better way to throw it down the toilet than a 13-minute flight? Nonetheless, ben + burka is currently seeking $28 million in crowdfunding to secure a seat to get up there and scope out land to list for sale on the moon. Look at the bright side— hurricanes can’t get you in Jeff Bezos’ spaceship. Keeping our fingers crossed they don’t get us here in New Orleans this year either; we will continue to hold our breath until October…errr December?
Speaking of land listings, we have several for sale here on earth that are slightly more shovel-ready. These include an excellent development opportunity on bustling Freret Street, a Prime Marigny commercial corner, and a vacant commercial lot in the Bywater.

The guac from Val’s that you know and love. Bring this well balanced guacamole to your 4th of July party

Sexy, salacious and the only nanny you’ll ever get to call smokin’; this delicious cocktail is perfect as we transition

“When I’m not tending to the new pride and joy of the family, Miss Celeste Aden Burka, I spend most
Fresh off their city council conditional use approval, Wishing Town Bakery will officially open at the corner of Magazine and Nashville. Shrimp dumplings, beef triangle, mini steam buns and soup dumplings..our mouths are watering for opening day.
Discover the menu here.