March 2022

The Slappening

What's New In Real Estate & Life In New Orleans

January’s newsletter must’ve hit harder than Will Smith at the Oscars, ‘cause we forgot to send out February’s. But hey… keep our [newsletter’s] name out your f*ckin’ mouth.

But alas, we’re finally back. Mardi Gras went off without a hitch and it feels like the good times are here to stay. Before you know it, we’ll be grooving at Jazz Fest with a cold-one in our hand. In the meantime, we’ve been taking full advantage of the two good days of New Orleans weather before the swamp-ass is upon us. The lawn-darts are flying and the cocktails are flowing, so head on down to the backyard of our world HQ for an all-you-can-drink Happy Hour. Any day, any time. If you’re lucky, our reigning featherweight shot-taking champion Cameron may challenge you to a friendly competition.

With March Madness descending on the city, we anticipate that the high-rollers will snap up these new listings. So get ‘em while they’re hot, or brace for a slappening.

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2506, Jena Street, Uptown Historic District, Uptown, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70115, United States

Share Freret Salon/Retail/Office

1618, Oretha C Haley Boulevard, Central City Historic District, Garden District, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70113, United States

Share OC Haley Commercial

3000, Saint Claude Avenue, Bywater, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70117, United States

Share Bywater Restaurant/Bar

2503, Upperline Street, Uptown Historic District, Uptown, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70115, United States

Share Freret Street Office/Retail

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