October 2025

You Are Now Entering... The Twilight Zone

What's New In Real Estate & Life In New Orleans

SCENE 1: EXT. CANAL STREET – ELECTION NIGHT

It’s election night in New Orleans. We’re beyond the final count — in another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. We’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. Helena Moreno wins the mayoral race. We’ve just crossed over. Into the Twilight Zone.

At first, the crowd cheers like it’s any other victory. But then the strange things begin. The potholes vanish, as if swallowed by shadows. Traffic lights work at every intersection. Permits are approved in days. Garbage trucks come twice a week, and the streets stay clean (and lemony-fresh).

People wander the city in disbelief. Thousands of new residents are unloading moving boxes into their new homes. The Saints win a game. A building inspector answers his phone on the first ring. Insurance rates hit a 20 year low. The Mississippi river runs clear and blue.


Enter CASEY wearing trench coat, hat pulled low.
(MUTTERING)
CASEY: ”Something’s not right..”Fade to black.

 

 

Now, we turn from the surreal . . . to the real — with this month’s featured listings:

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114, Baronne Street, Central Business District, Storyville, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70112, United States

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Kenton's, 5757, Magazine Street, Garden District, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70115, United States

Share Prime Magazine Retail

5631, Magazine Street, Garden District, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70115, United States

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5015, Magazine Street, Garden District, New Orleans, Orleans Parish, Louisiana, 70115, United States

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Tenant Spotlight

Acamaya Big congrats to Acamaya who just landed on Bon Appétit’s Best New Restaurants list — fresh off their nod in The New York Times’ 50 Best. We love seeing a ben + burka tenant making national waves!